If you support Trump, FUCK OFF and unfollow me.

You dont need to send me a message, you dont need to explain why you support him. Just leave me and my Pro- Biden/Harris,  Pro-BLMS, Pro-LGBTQIA  blog alone. 

girls don't want dick pics. girls want videos of you jerking off w/ audio.

and nut

But ONLY from men we actually like.

Super Hamster Bros.

you’re invited to kick my ass! 

date: any day (preferably soon) time: anytime (again, as soon as possible) place: anywhere rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging

me irl

I am a simple bisexual. I see a woman with a knife strapped to her upper thigh, and I go ‘hggghhkkkkk’

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I’m going to make you a sandwich.

This seems retarded, right?

See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around. 

But no. I’m not like that. 

I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.

You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.

Sincerely, 

Me.

I aspire to be this happy one day

He slappin

1-800-R-U-SPLASHING

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

*something about Johnny’s respect for Jenny’s choices and how it would affect his chances of becoming a Supreme Court justice*

I hates it when da mamarazzi tries to record me singing da song of my peeple! Iz for live performances only … mahm!!! …. stahhhhhhp!

Embarrassed hissy child

That’s too funny. I’ve never seen a cat get so embarrassed

Reblog this if headaches are a regular nuisance in your life

i have literally never seen anything cuter than this

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