Its ready
Aawewwhhhh I've been so busy moving .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. But I've managed to doodle Miku on my phone.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
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I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
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ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
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pidgea
STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
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Oh and it’s rainbow skeletons too this is perfect 😂
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PeRFECT
IT’S GAY HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
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R a i n b o w s k e l e t o n s
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G A Y H A L L O W E E N
I scheduled it to post every day of june
huge fan of these trailer screenshots that make freddy and bonnie look like they just took the fattest bong rips of their lives
Color: 2587 PETAL
By: Movement
I'm making socks with the afterthought method for the heels!!! Imma attempt to finish one foot on my Noc due to it being my last shift as a consoler - 🪻❄️
Tomorrow at 7 pm EST - MONSTER MOVIE: The diary of a schizophrenic, goes up on gumroad!
May comic! Happy mental health awareness month. 🐝 Comic brought to you by my constant worry that I don’t exist if I have nothing to show for myself.
Advice to my past self: Read about burnout. Stretch. Stand up. Get lunch. Ask for extensions. Get help. Sleep. Take time off if you need to, don’t ask. Take care of yourself.
everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Does he mean anything to you
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:
Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:
And a quality photo of this sweet potato:
An update for those not following Jorts’ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:
Link to the lovely video
There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed Oh no, where’s Jorts? Oh no!
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
When Pam came on, she had a plan To teach our Jorts about garbage cans Pam meant well but her plans fell flat When HR said, “don’t butter the cat”
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
Now Jean the smart cat comes She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb Now that the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
Additional quality memes:
A recipe for Buttered Jorts:
Recent Jorts activities:
And some very wise words from the cat himself:
This is the largest Jorts post I found before I decided to stop, and combines a lot of memes in one convenient package.
Along with cats, of course. Smartly done!
The person running the Jorts Twitter is using it to promote unions, which is awesome.
FNALLY! All the premium Jorts content in one place!
Many excellent editions to the classic Jorts post <3