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what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

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teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20

the worst kind of misogyny

is the kind that seeps out of your uncle’s mouth at christmas dinner

or from your favorite movie you’ve watched 500 times

or that snide comment your cousin makes on vacation

from the people you trust

and so quick

so slickly spoken

you barely catch it 

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sexuallyhomo

WHAT SOME OF YOU DON’T KNOW 

is that their are these fancy fruits called “Blood oranges” 

It is called blood orange because the outside is all orangey, while the inside looks like flesh.

(no that is not a grapefruit)

While it is in the orange group, it’s not like other oranges.

According to sunkist.com ”All oranges contain carotene — that’s what makes them orange. Moros(blood oranges) get their red color from high concentrations of a pigment called anthocyanin, a powerful antioxidant that neutralizes the effects of free radicals. ”

So next time you see someone say something is blood orange, they are probably referring to the distinct tasting, red fleshy color inside a Moro,

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thatpunnyguy
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I saw it coming about 17 miles away and still laughed so hard i choked on my fucking spit

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animationalley-deactivated20151

do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”

but then you just keep eating it

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a list of sounds

  • high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
  • a soda can being opened
  • a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
  • a marble rolling on a wooden floor
  • wood popping and crackling as it burns
  • an orchestra tuning