sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
MY DAD TOLD MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER NOT TO SAY THE WORD DESSERT ANYMORE SO HE NICKNAMED IT “THE BIG D”
pinkeliphant
EVERY NIGHT HE COMES IN AFTER DINNER AND ASKS “Can I have the big D now?” AND I ALWAYS START CHOKING ON MY FOOD
damn-right—i-support-it
could you say you were choking on the big D?
pinkeliphant
sTOP THAT
girlsdiary22
If you’re a girl who likes Only girls reblog this.
Lesb1an:
Follow each other
and make new friends.
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point
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psychotic-torture
sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
cheezburgah
even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.
Kiss like you mean it.
Remember their birthday, every year.
Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
Get angry, but forgive.
Love, love with all you’ve got.
14 things to remember in a relationship (via hollowfawn)
Tumblr is basically like a big sleepover:
- Everyone comes together and is probably in pajamas
- People talk about stuff they wouldn’t outside of the group
- People talk about crushes, celebrities, or media they love
- Watching youtube videos
- people sobbing about random crap late at night
- there is no adult supervision
- no one sleeps
vaporwavebear-deactivated202004
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