"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"

[Mom Leaves]

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

Updog

this is probably my favorite tweet I’ve ever seen in my whole life

how my mom talks about me

Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

THIS

Brilliant

kinda wanna a relationship kinda wanna sleep in ur hoodies kinda wanna give u kisses kinda wanna touch u inappropriately

do you think obama had to ask for the wifi password the first time he went into the whitehouse

How do white people do shit like this?

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free