conversations with my sisters cat

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

none of these are mutually exclusive

for the visual learners in the crowd

If I may add:

@god-sent-gender-bent

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

it’s that’s time of the week again

it’s nearly september 15th, which means i’m legally permitted to say this.

#undertale anniversary is on fingers in his ass sunday #thank god

(one by one drawings will be on a reblog)

Part II of me doing a mini fanart of Undertale fanfictions that I like! (part one here)

Don’t forget to check the taggs before reading a fanfiction! (also, if you have recommandations for me, message me or comment on this post!! ^o^)

Fight me! by @msmkcreates : I messed up the title okay?? I hesitated with Bite me! by the same auther and I messed up xD sorry! BUT I wanted to recommend that one too! just go check MsMK’s work list ‘cuz it’s full of good stuff! ^^

Despite Everything, It’s Still You by @crusnikroxas: Very cute reader / UT Sans! lots of fluff (and a bit of angsty stuffs)

Mr. Fear by @undertaleandyou: UF!Paps/reader!!! A quest for freedom! a quest for truth! a quest of friendship! and LOVE! yes yes yes! I really like how their relationship evolve with time :3 (I just realised you published a new story and I will read it as soon as I can! :D)

My Favourite Red Scarf by @rnd-injustice : I know I talked about this one on my last post BUT I read the last chapter and I love i very much SO I had to draw this one too!! Shy reader/ UT Papyrus! sooo cute! Paps’ the best and it’s so cute nnnnnnn must read! :D

Nebula by @cuddlyquiche : Outertale Sans/Reader!! I looove outertale and it’s the only one I read so far, and I really like it :) Mystery! Friendship! Science! SPACE! And could it be… Love? :3c

Not the best way to go about Life by @llamagoddessofficial : UF Sans/reader! I laugh, I cried, I facepalm, I enjoyed reading this :D it’s really sweet and UF Sans. How can you say no to him?? go read it!!

Rules to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by @battlemaiden13 : Not a lot of chapters so far but I like post apo and zombies, and cute skeletons, so I had to read that one :3c this combination of personnalities is… interesting and explosive (Y E S). Also, you should totaly check they other works like The House Next Door or The M.A.G.E Project ^^ 

The Party Incident and Other Embarrassing Anecdotes by @poubelle-squelette : ok so you HAVE to read this one. Reader/UT Sans. Like, uuuuuuuu it’ s so good, I love the story and the characters, I will probably re-read it again I read it forever ago

The Skeleton Games Dungeon Crawler by @theskeletongames: I talk about The Skeleton Games last time, well, this one have the same characters, but if Reader ‘fell’ into the underground instead. Still funny, and I love how they write Underfell??? I mean, I like the ‘violent, scrary and unforgiving’ underfell, but this one is so nice to read too! 

Thou Shalt Not Kill by @hugthefriendlycactus​ : Horror Sans/reader. Best. misundertanding. EVER! it’s cute somehow, and I really enjoy reading it ^o^ I was a bit scared i would’t like the ‘reader don’t have emotions’, but it’s writen very well and in a human way (does that make sens?). I probably will read that a few times more in the futur <3 

The Soldier and the Carnal Skeletons by @writingisawarzone : Badass reader and desperate skellies? On a island? suvival? horny skellies? ok this one is reaaally good. I recommand it very much. One of my lastest discovery on ao3 and I cannot get enough x3

AAAND that’s it! or not really. almost. 

I will do a part III (probably the last) and it’s a special bitty/pet :D

I cannot draw every fanfictions that I read (I have 5 pages of subscriptions ^^’) so I decided to do a few Honorable mentions that I wanted to draw too and that I highly recommand to read :D

Their Wings by @heavenfell-au: heavenfell! so much drama… tears will falls from the sky but it is woth it (epilogue on they blog, but probably on ao3 too. It’sa comic and not a chapter so i’m not sure ^^’)

SAUCY FICTION!! (and the fancomic version) by maximum_overboner and pium_poetam (if you know their tumblr, tell me I can’t them ^^’) :  Papyrus wants to write an erotic novel. it’s a oneshot, and it’s so SO funny! I wish we had more chapters xD

Second Floor Skeletons by @sansualfics : Multi au/reader, but with not one, but TREE Gaster xD I don’t found a lot of fanfictions x reader with Gasters (or even G!Sans and G!Paps), and even less us!Gaster and uf!Gaster. That what marked me first when I read it, but the other skellies are very fun to read too! :D

Six Skeletons, One Maid by @raccoonsinqueen: another reader-in-a-house-with-lots-of-skeletons :D here the relationships are a bit complicaded, since they crush on her but still  treat her almost like a slave ^^’ drama and fluff, a nice read :)

Flowey Is Not a Good Life Coach by unrestedjade: hooooo this one. this one hurts a lot. Or more like it hurt a lot Papyrus my poor baby boy D: angst that I recommand? that’s a rare pokemon!

Fur a Good Time, Call…  by @popatochisssp : yet another sweet sweet Horror sans/ reader and rocks :3 also, DOGGY !!! :D (go check their works, lots of good stuff)

aaand that’s it for now! lot’s of love for all of you <3 <3 

AAAAAAAAAH MY BIG CUDDLY SON IS FEATURED!!!

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

Cosplayer Kiera Please!

IG: kieraplease

This should have way more notes she murdered these 😍

I can’t deal with how kickass these cosplays are.

some others:

and Merida, holy shit:

ignore my swooning over the last one omg

Im

Im so amazed. This is so awesomei

get ready to be gay², folks

holy fuck this is talent.

My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

There he is, the frog man

Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

Do y’all remember the 2006-2009 era of kids movies that were all about hidden fantasy and adventure and they all had the same vibes but wildly different stories? Cause I do.

I fucking loved watching spiderwick

Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Risk Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

:3c

Hey, you are doing the MOST important work

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The SHEER HORROR on Peter’s face in the final part of this post makes it perfect :D

The extradition bill is being scrapped! The Hong Kong protesters did it!

Serious?

Serious. The protests brought Hong Kong to the brink of a recession so that's likely why Lam conceded.

Mod TZ

Lam has conceded to but ONE of demands made by the protestors. This isn’t over.

Everyone look at this bootleg toothless I found at the fair

omg

ALL RIGHT TIME FOR THE LAEMON STORY

So a while back, I was browsing shitty Toothless merchandise online and stumbled across the glorious Laemon.

I wound up laughing at it so much that I got it for myself. He now sits atop my computer, victorious.

In one of the Discord servers I’m in, I posted pictures of him, talking about how hilarious I found him. Several other people agreed, and within a couple of weeks, they purchased their own Laemons. We even made a group photo with all of the Laemons.

Soon enough, the Temple of Laemon was born. They made him into the server icon.

They made fanart of him.

They worshiped him.

anyway that’s the story of how I started a cult about a demented Toothless plushie thanks for coming to my ted talk

EDIT: Oh yes how could I forget this glorious Laemon meme

This is the best contribution anyone has made to one of my posts. Thank you for giving this image of peak performance some lore

gummy lamas

And the less talented brothers

godspeed purple llama friend

the green llama is stolen footage of me falling onto my bed at the end of the day

Why is he even still a thing?

Stop supporting this asshole for all that is holy!

video for context

youtube about to be like

                                                                                                                                           #the neo-nazi youtube channel gained thousands of followers after pewdiepie did that shout-out                                                                                                        #a significant portion of pewdiepie’s audience are children                                                                                                        #it really doesn’t matter if he ‘didnt mean it’ his actions still has consequences                                                            

hi! if you support pewdiepie or any other youtuber that supports them, you are garbage and not allowed on my blog! get lost! I don’t want nazi supporters on my fucking blog!

in light of all the people talking about pewdiepie’s wedding, please consider this

Oh, you mean the shout out which he removed and apologised for because he hadn’t looked into E;R’s channel carefully enough?

Funny how that bit of information is being left out here, isn’t it?

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

My fellow fuckers, I present you-