Fat woman: *exists* Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminism

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

more baby animals here

Dude From Texas Gets Confronted After Getting Caught Hitting His Girlfriend

nigga said we either gon fight or the cops coming. real shit

Shoutout to men who see other men disrespecting women and take action.

he said that shit false, my guy ain’t playing no games at all

I would of shot his stupid ass because he can’t mind his damn business

wow. you really thought that was an appropriate response? blocked

Some of ya niggas are trash.

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

if you read it in Miranda Sings voice it’s even funnier

Smh Happy Birthday & R.I.P to Philando Castile 🎈🙏😔

😞 RIP and happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Philando

Yo, American Airlines made this black kid give up his first class seat because he was wearing shorts, but the white dude right behind me is wearing shorts. There’s a bunch of empty first class seats and this kid paid to be here and they moved him. I have no social media presence so this shit won’t get seen. But spread this if you do because American Airlines should have to answer for this. It’s flight 5403.

@powerliftingpinay @smashcut @steviemcfly @americanairlinescenter

WOW JUST….EXCUSE ME?

Spread this shit like wildfire

wow wtf

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

Luxury model and sports model.

Suga X Sloths

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

HE SIMPLY CAN’T HANDLE IT.

LMFAOOOO

me when your blog has music autoplaying

Im rebecca