Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested
hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/
who?
who?
Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you just RB this?
The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform
here lemme help
*ahem*
reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from
hope that works :)
THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...
look how beautiful we all are
yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all. if you reblog this you love trans people
people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.
I think we should go the other way around.
make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".
we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"
I have started referring to my students as “critters and creatures.” I then offer them the option to decide where on the critter–creature spectrum they think they belong. They enjoy this immensely. I teach some critters, some creatures, some 50/50s, some critters with creature tendencies, some creatures with critter inclinations.
all i have to say is 'hello cowards' and it shuts gendering up
“Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking,” has always been gender-inclusive.
I like to open with a modification of something I read here on Tumblr. "Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and all assorted miscreants who managed to evade the guards."
I recently created the phase
"Ladies, gentlemen and everyone outside the linear equation."
Anonymous asked:
do you have any good meowing tips
- make sure you have something wrong with you
light yagami had the choice between an emo girl boyfriend and an emo boy girlfriend and he chose NEITHER. so frankly im glad his gay ass is dead
"Foundations of Decay" Zine
One year later....... printable version below the cut! :-)
do you remember where you were when u first listened to foundations of decay
