I'm Trash

I didn’t get much sleep last night but that’s alright It was worth it just to see you move that hair from your eyes and smile like you do.

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

see it really works!!

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter

He need some milk

Lmfao

get’eeeem

We gotta do something about White boys

He dead.

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

This is a work of art.

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

i reblog this everytime

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

Bjork (via thegoodvybe)

Kurt Cobain (via thegoodvybe)

my shower schedule in the summer is based on when i have to socialize

NEW YOUTUBE FILM | Please like the video on Youtube! It’s an art film. 

I will follow anyone who re-blogs! 

Day 2 - Neighbors

“letting myself go broken friendships away from home and i’m fucking around burn myself to the ground”

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying