Actors who I think would play Hiccup perfectly in a httyd live action remake:

10. Bro

9. Are you

8. Shitting me

7. Do not

6. Ever

5. Make a

4. Live action httyd

3. That is a

2. Terrible idea

1. Andrew Garfield from 2012

Actresses who I think could play Astrid perfectly in a httyd live action remake:

10. Don’t

9. Even

8. Think about

7. Making

6. A live action

5. Httyd

4. The original

3. Movies and characters

2. Are irreplaceable

1. Florence Pugh

Either bring them back or just leave it 🙂

The httyd fandom: wanting more content with the OG gang that will be satisfying but won’t milk the franchise dry

What we’re getting: a pixelated gamer boy riding his flying pet cow in the year 2310

PLSSSS THIS IS SO FUNNY I love her

(For context in this episode they were experiencing continuous lightning storms and they assumed it was bc Thor was mad at them so they thought of making a statue dedicated to him and Snotlout was all “what about a statue of me” 🥴)

Oh hi I was just reminiscing on that time in early 2018 when this photo released before rtte season 6 and how we were all so confused as to why Astrid’s boobs were so big

Also, what the fuck is hiccup’s pose

One thing that surprisingly isn’t talked about at all in this fandom is the canonical LGBTQ+ representation including Gobber and Eret. It ain’t much but it’s definitely something. I’m not even gonna give any examples, just re-watch the scene in THW on New Berk when Hiccup is being paranoid about where and how Toothless is yknow what I mean. Just look at Eret and Gobber in the background as Hiccup goes “what if the tail broke, what if Grimmel found him” etc. You might need a few minutes to process lol

I hope no one in this fandom forgot that one time when Hiccstrid made out at someone else’s wedding cause that was absolute gold

Headcanon that the dragons, especially baby dragons, react the same way as dogs when their riders try to trim their nails - freezing in fear, growling, screaming, shaking and/or struggling; but even worse cause they’re literally dragons and could give you third degree burns on the spot. Just imagine how much the Berkians would hate that chore and find it so physically draining lmao. I can totally picture Hiccup and Astrid trying to have a conversation while one of them is holding the dragon in place and the other is trying to trim its nails but the dragon just screams really loudly and blows fire everywhere before the nail trimmer/grinder even touches it

New Haddock

Hiccup and Astrid were alone on the bed in their now very dirty room, after very long, painful hours of labour. Astrid was in a very messy bun in a big ugly delivery gown, looking like a mess, but she didn’t care. She was leaning against her husbands shoulder, as they both lovingly gazed down at their newborn daughter who was in his arms.

“So, we going with Zephyr?” Asked Hiccup.

“Definitely,” Astrid replied without a doubt. Hiccup gently lifted Zephyr a little higher to place a gentle kiss on her tiny forehead.

“She’s so peaceful. And really adorable, like, Berk babies are not meant to be this cute.” The blonde stated. Hiccup nodded in response: “Must be genetics,” she continued.

“Yea, makes sense since we’re both pretty hot,” Hiccup added. Astrid couldn’t help but roll her eyes and scoff simultaneously at his comment. “Can I hold her for a sec?” She asked, while laying down on her back comfortably.

Hiccup carefully passed the baby to his wife, with a loving smile on his face, and placed her, on her belly, on Astrid’s chest. Astrid then, also lovingly placed a gentle kiss on Zephyr’s head, while caressing it. The baby then wrapt her tiny hand around Astrid’s index finger, making the new mother’s heart flutter.

“Hi baby,” she whispered to her daughter.

“You definitely look like a mother now,” Hiccup stated.

“What do you mean?”

“You’re already sweeter,”

“Shut up.” The blonde playfully yet straightforwardly responded. Hiccup chuckled and pecked his wife on her cheek.

The family’s little moment was interrupted with a knock on the door.

“Must be the gang.” He assumed. “Can they come in?” He wanted to check if Astrid was comfortable with at least 6 other Vikings barging in their room.

“Sure, I mean I look perfectly presentable,” the blonde replied sarcastically.

“Oh don’t worry, you look gorgeous,” the man spoke, before quickly cupping her cheeks and pecking her on the lips, putting a smile on her face.

“Come in,” Hiccup directed towards the door.

Valka, Gobber, Astrid’s parents, Snotlout, Fishlegs, Eret and the twins all walked inside the room as quietly as they could. Gothi, Valka, Ruffnut and Astrid’s mother had already been present throughout the birth, as there was no way Astrid was going to have an old man stare and poke inside of her for at least 2 hours of pushing. After the baby was all cleaned up, they wanted to give Astrid and Hiccup some space with their tiny new daughter.

“Wow, she’s beautiful,” stated Fishlegs, fanboying as he usually does.

“Ok, I must say that is an adorable baby,” Tuff commented.

“Yea, especially for Berk standards,” added Ruff.

“I know right?” Astrid told the twins.

“Sure the baby’s cute, but... yea I got nothing to say she’s adorable. She’s even holding onto your finger oh my gods,” Snotlout gave in.

“You wanna hold him Uncle Snotlout? After everyone’s had a turn?” Asked Hiccup.

“Wait I’m an uncle?” Snotlout sounded very excited with a high pitched voice.

“Yeahhhh!” Astrid answered in return, extremely sarcastically, evidently making fun of Snotlout’s reaction. Jeez, this beautiful event definitely hadn’t made her any softer. The couple first passed the baby to Grandma Valka, who would then pass Zephyr to the others.

“Can we hold her too?” Tuffnut asked curiously.

“Absolutely not.” Hiccup replied without hesitation.

“Hell no.” Astrid also replied discretely.

“C’mon! I had to watch her shoot out of you but I can’t even hold her?” Ruffnut commented frustratedly. Hiccup and Astrid tried to ignore the first part of what the woman just said in front of everyone, and looked at each other, exhausted, trying to make an agreement.

“I mean... sure,” Astrid gave in, letting out a sigh.

“What’s her name, dear?” Asked Astrid’s mother.

“Zephyr.”

“Well, hello Zephyr, you look just like your mother when she was born,” stated Astrid’s father. “But with what appears to be a bit of brown hair.” Hiccup and Astrid giggled in response, then smiled at each other for what seemed to be the millionth time that day.

They couldn’t wait to spend the rest of their lives together with little Zephyr.

Can we appreciate how she’s just... yes?

Hiccstrid One shot

Set shortly after the events of HTTYD 2. Disclaimer I don’t own any of these characters and this is just a work of fan fiction.

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Astrid woke up to the sound of her front door knocking in the middle of the night. Confused and annoyed, she got out of bed against her will, with heavy eyes and a messy braid and made her way down the stairs.

“Who is it?” She asked, her voice sounding exhausted as she stopped at the bottom of the stairs.

“Just me”, replied a very familiar voice. What the hell does he need in the middle of the night? She thought as she continued to walk towards the front door.

She opened it about half way, noticing Hiccup standing shorter than her at the bottom of the small staircase leading to the entrance of her house. From the look in his eyes and his awkward stance he seemed sad and anxious, even scared. Astrid looked at him up and down in confusion.

“Hey, are you ok?” She asked, slightly concerned.

“If I’m being completely honest, not... really,” he responded, his voice quiet and shaky. “I need someone to talk to right now.”

“Where’s your mom?” Astrid asked.

“Out... somewhere. She’s probably going through the same stuff as me at the moment.”

“What happened?” She opened the door completely.

“Uh... I had some weird... fever dream where... my dad survived the blast.” He explained slowly, his voice starting to break. Astrid’s eyes then widened in slight shock and surprise.

“... we then continued to fight Drago, we won - obviously - and then after it was just business as usual. Then I woke up, and that... obviously, wasn’t the case.”

As Astrid listened, she eyed him sympathetically. She didn’t know what she was supposed to say. She’d never experienced anything remotely like this or known anyone who had.

“I’m sorry,” she whispered underneath her breath.

“It just felt so real,” Hiccup continued as his voice started to break more and more. “But these past few days just happened so fast and, I feel like I haven’t had any time to properly process that he’s gone,” he couldn’t properly finish his sentence as he very silently broke into tears. Evidently, Astrid noticed immediately and brought him into an embrace.

“Hey, hey, it’s ok,” She comforted him as he sobbed into her shirt, holding onto her tightly. She had one arm on his head and the other around his lower back, soothing him.

“Can I please stay with you? Tonight?” He gently requested with his voice muffled from his face on her shirt.

“Of course,” She reassured him, then suddenly hearing a thud from upstairs. “Is Toothless on the roof?” She questioned.

“Yeah,” He answered, chuckling lightly.

Still hugging him tightly, she brought him into her home and closed the front door. Hiccup felt better instantly in her arms.