currently getting married to each of my fictional husbands 😀🤚
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someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
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no really, it’s in construction
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it’s coming along nicely
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they put up the flags
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meanwhile in gotham
oliver on the news: they could've put bruce wayne's head on that body
bruce: [chokes on his coffee]
alfred: are you alright, sir?
bruce: [coughs] yes, but Queen needs to keep me out of this.
18-year-olds are asked to make important decisions about their career and financial future when they had to ask permission to go to the bathroom only a month ago
Who the hell is in charge? The worst part about growing up is realizing that no one really knows what they’re doing.
Our generation would be a lot different if we publicized, televised, and red- carpeted the Nobel awards for peace, chemistry, and medicine the way we do for the Grammys/ Oscars/ etc…
Maybe teens are seen as rebellious because they have become self-aware enough to question their parents’ actions, while younger children follow every command without question
Lots of people want self-driving cars. I just want a car that doesn’t throw a tantrum every time I unbuckle my seat belt or open the door.
Storming + tea + book = perfection
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that
Somemtimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, other times I get out of the car with my seatbelt on.
Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.
I think the reason why some people miss School is because its hands down the most consistent social environment you’ll ever be in