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Believe it or not, the present is not as gloomy as you think

Please memorize the second one.

This is so important to me

Huh, didn't know that.

Oh my god. I have no idea why, but that last fucking comment set me off in a fit of laughter. I’m being completely serious when I say that I can’t breathe. My head hurts.

Ouch

so angry

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Spike has become the new background character

I'm so sorry Spike :(

remember when everyone was freaking out that Disney bought and subsidized Marvel

well here it is, the only thing that came out of that purchase between all the threats of a  new Star Wars

I see what you did there Disney. (Phinese, Ferb, that's Timelord Technology, give it back.)

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING. DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

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String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

this post got really violint really quickly

Oh

Oh the puns

basically my face right now

I went from this
to this
at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

omfg

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH?

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THE COMMENTS DID NOT PREPARE ME

THEY DID NOT PREPARE ME FOR WHAT IT REALLY WAS.

I’ll take 5.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

Even if I didn’t want to reblog, I just HAD to. Robin Williams made me reblog it!

Fuck~

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