deer: *walking around a cemetery*

someone: an old god…. a spirit…. someone’s reincarnation…

deer [thinking]: how do i get out of here with these fences all over the place

HEY I JUST GOT HOME AND THE WOMAN IM ENTING MY ROOM FROM ANWERED THE DOOR IN A FULL VELVET CAPE AND SEVED ME WINE AS SOON AS I CAME IN AND SHE’S WACHING THE BLADE MOVIES SO WHEN I SAID THIS HOUSE IS SAFE FROM VAMPIRES I THINK THAT’S THE MOST WRONG IVE EVER BEEN

I REALLY did NOT know how to cope I said “I like your cape” (which is true it’s a great cape) and she said “here, have some wine” and I said “I need to study” and she said “not at all” and poured me like 1/3 of the bottle and I said “that’s a LOT of wine” and she said “it really isn’t” and sent me to my room with it.

Op is your landlady single

Когда приехал от бабушки

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

시발비용 = Fuck-it Expense

Someone wrote an article about this!

i hope you guys know i have the chrome extensions that turn trumps tweets into crayon, “god” into nicolas cage, the owo extension, and all caps turned off

this is, simultaneously, the perfect capsule of all that is 2017, as well as the worst thing ive seen all year

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

We’re real people, though.

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

Dormant Predators

The cow is finally done! This ufo is also a music box; when you pull on the cow, it plays the x-files theme song!

tv shows be like let's have the ugliest man kiss the hottest women alive

i can’t believe this just hit me

This episode showed that White Diamond can move freely, and is not, in fact, stuck in the same position we first saw her in.

She was just trying to maintain her image as the “perfect” leader of the diamonds.

y’all…

She really was T-Posing to assert dominance.

Mind your business

Mind your business

You you see me behind the wheel too bitch

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

I want patrons

At first, sorry for poor my English.

I can’t draw enough pixels last 1-2 years, It’s due to my house.

My house is in deep in the mountain (Mt.Kumano). I didn’t talk with human. 30~ days as usual.

There is no hospital, no car, no youth, no friends, and no families.

I’m about to go crazy. 

Honestly, This is worst time in my life.

I want to seeing cityscapes on daily basis, and draw them more.

but I have not enough incomes to live in Tokyo or other city.

If you like my works, 

Please guess about becoming my patron.

You can pay from $1.

(I do not prepare special rewards at this time.)

You can be my patrons at this page/site :

https://www.patreon.com/1041uuu

If you don’t want to pay with patreon, Message me.

thanks. and sorry for text post.

Yuuta Toyoi

https://www.patreon.com/1041uuu

Every aesthetic cyberpunk synthwave bullshit blog who ripped off their gifs better reblog this

Please support this amazing artist ~>-<~

someone posted this in a pokemon shitposting group on fb and I am losing my ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

One day, we will put down our favourite video game, and never play it again.