Animal Crossing players:

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

Put this in the history books

ADD ME ON XBOX LIVE: edgyspacecadet

[Image description: drawing of a pig saying “You can finish your book. Keep writing. You got this.” in a pink speech bubble.]

A Day To Remember

I don’t care what you say, this is the greatest thing a go pro has ever filmed.

This is literally my fave thing

Dear Santa,

Please leave me a girlfriend under the tree

My favorite thing about Windows is how it suggests looking at online support to solve internet connectivity issues.

Friend: You can’t always be obsessed with fictional characters

Me:

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

beautiful snoop dream in my new pink slyme pipe n_n

Dear Santa,

Please leave me a girlfriend under the tree

I looked through four photo albums just to find this picture of my dad from the eighties when he was living in england. It was worth it.

Humans have literally never changed their sense of humor

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.