TEETH

I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

I give up

Death battle

*walks up to people having a normal conversation*

I hate to say it but this man now controls my life

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

If I ever come home 🏡 and saw my future son 👦playing with a Barbie doll💃😱😱😱, you best believe I'm gonna snatch that doll right out his hands 😡😡😡👏👏👏and replace it with a Yasmin doll 💁because we are a Bratz™ household with a passion for fashion 👗👠💅💅💅and we will not tolerate Barbie's lack of lips 👄 and jointless knees under my roof 🏠😤😤😤💯💯💯 Smash that mf like button if you too refuse to let Mattel's chief witch into your household 😤😤😤

this man does the math and delivers your change

How real niggaz handle beef now days

From Jugend, 1897.

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Me in the last one

honestly fuckin “lovecraft inspired” games are everywhere and in every genre except the one they really need to be in

farming sims

like nothing says lovecraft like being aware of cosmic terror in your town and being unable to do anything about it so you sort of just tend to your radishes and hope everything turns out okay but you pull up one of your radishes and there’s a human head at the base of the stalk and you drop it as soon as you make eye contact with it but once you go to pick it up again it’s a normal radish