rolled up to the girl

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

WELL, today I fuckin LEARNED

In which Chris Pine becomes my Favorite Chris…

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad

Not gonna lie I would read like a kajillion issues of this

As would I. Anthony Holden does adorable domestic well. If you’re not following his tumblr already, you should.

See this is what we could have had for fifteen years if not for One More Day.

I gotta say though, Spider-Man going up to a villain he fights all the time and saying “hey mate, could you watch this kid for me for like fifteen minutes?” is extremely on-brand.

Especially Sandman

I’ve had this queued since Christmas

Nimbus may have started out as a crinkled tissue, but I think she grew up into quite the supermodel!

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

this changes fucking everything

Greg Fischer murdered Breonna Taylor. Gentrification murdered Breonna Taylor. Police murdered Breonna Taylor. And none of them have been arrested.

this was posted this afternoon (Monday, July 6th)

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

Before you think about voting for Kanye, remember...

He supports Trump and his racist, sexist policies

Call me paranoid, but this is totally a ploy to pull dumb, disillusioned voters from voting for Biden.

WONDER WOMAN / CAPTAIN MARVEL / HARLEY QUINN + values

Watch: Poet Porsha Olayiwola heartbreakingly reminds us all that black women’s lives matter too. 

“Men and boys are seen as the primary target of racial injustice,” AAPF associate director Rachel Gilmer told TakePart in May. “This has led to the idea that women and girls of color are not doing as bad, or that we’re not at risk at all.”

But studies show otherwise: Black women are killed and sexually assaulted by the police, and incarcerated at almost three times the rate of their white female counterparts. Yet news coverage of these cases are focused largely on the relationship between law enforcement and black men.

From the linked article above. None of this diminishes the importance of any Black Lives Matter protests or the lives of black men.

Reblogged for the important infographic

Liberal Memes

Fuck there are alot of idiots in the notes. Lemme assist:

1. Wearing a mask is not to protect you. We know that’s not how it works. It’s to protect others from you. From your water droplets. We ain’t talking about airborne fucking molecules, buddy. Its water droplets, blocked by cloth, keeping other safe. Reminding people that wearing a cloth mask doesnt protect you from viruses is stupid and besides the point. We all know this. You dont look smart you look confused.

2. Even if you’re asymptomatic (you seem healthy, no cough or fever or anything) you could still fully have and spread the virus. Plenty of people have died because of this. Dont kill your neighbors, people.

3. No one expects you to eat with a mask on and joking about it to discredit this isnt fucking funny or clever. The response to “eating out at restaurants is selfish and dangerous” isnt “lol what you want me to wear a mask while I eat?” No, fuckheads, we want you to not go out to eat. We were all doing it. We were all doing it for months. Staying in. Taking out. Caring for one another (which in turn cares for ourselves, if you cant conceptualize why you should care for others any other way)

4. Service workers aren’t thankful and begging to be let back to work serving your selfish and disgusting asses because its what they want. The government has taken away their protections, especially by reopening early, which was done to benefit the wealthy. Framing these people as benevolent philanthropists for fucking going out to brunch cuz they’re, what, sick of their own house? Is disgusting and wrong. The workers are being held hostage.

Also for anti-maskers: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

this is my favorite analysis of anything ever

2016 in a nutshell

I can’t believe I’m reblogging this three months later with entirely new context

I love how many notes this has

Bringing this back for 2020 :)))))

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.” 

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

Will there be a drag show?

it's father's day and all i can think about is this