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So did anyone else’s brain just stop processing information lately or is it just me

I’ve just been nodding along to things and hoping that nobody asks any questions

Don’t even get me started on conveying information to others

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

I’m craving romance and intimacy so much it’s actually disgusting. Can someone just fall in love with me, please and thank you.

Me too!

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

Goodbye

Hello

You idiots: I’m sorry but I don’t think the american healthcare system is as bad as you’re making it out to be. You’re just trying to scam people.

The american healthcare system:

Like, breaking bad wasn’t exaggerating, y'all. A lot of Americans turn to selling drugs, sex work, illegal activities, to get their meds or pay things like medical bills. America is fucked. We’re not being overdramatic.

EXACTLY!!! and honestly the reason I started smoking cannabis is because I couldn’t afford the medication for my seizures. My doctor suggested marijuana (which was not legal where I was living at the time) because even our doctors know that the healthcare system is FUCKED and we can’t afford the price of our lives.

🙌 🙌 🙌

My medicine was declined by insurance. Without it, the cost was $530. It’s a blood thinner that is incredibly important.

I was told today that my insurance accepted my blood thinners and I was so happy.

Only to find out that the cost instead is now $350. 🙃

See!!! Look at this shit!! I’m not the only one having these issues, guys. The only reason you think it’s so far-fetched is because it’s not happening to you.

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”

i love the implication here that a multibillion-dollar animation studio with executive meddling saturating every action it takes went so far as to animate a character saying fuck and include it in test screenings for their rated-PG holiday blockbuster

male singers who refuse to sing katy perry’s “e.t.” as horny as she did are cowards

i dont even like katy perry but like she! went full on alien-fucking horny in that song. a male cover in that exact voice inflection would’ve been perfect for my venom playlist. but no. straight men are always horny, except when it comes to singing about aliens i guess. cowards.

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

weird how I became a much more compassionate and accepting person when I realised that drug addiction is the symptom of a problem and not the problem in itself

you also start to realise just how much the War On Drugs was actually a war against the poor, against survivors, against trans people, against sex workers, against the mentally ill and the disabled, against PoC, against queers, against the homeless. how much of it was a government manufactured ploy to sell violence against the marginalized as violence against addiction, as if addiction was not a symptom of systemic abuse.

It’s true and you should say it.

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

Two more of my favorites:

These are great..made me smile😊💖

The fact these exist are truly amazing.

In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.

Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.

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