It is Never just a Dream

Lesso: ……I’m sorry.

Dovey : What for?

Lesso: ……For not properly expressing just how much you mean to me… how much you’ve always meant to me.

Dovey *shakes head & faces her*: If this is about what Anemone said, please don’t worry……I……I know you have your own ways of showing that you care.

Lesso *hesitantly reaches out to her* : Even so, I never once actually verbalised that care… and I know now that was incredibly cruel of me.

Anemone *sitting down next to Dovey randomly*: I think I get it now. You and Lesso work because you’re both crazy and obsessive

Dovey: What? Where the hell did that come from. I am not crazy or obsessive.

Anemone: …how many wallpapers do you have of Lesso?

Dovey: Ninety two and there aren’t enough hours in the morning to appreciate them.

Anemone: And how long have you two been dating?

Dovey: One hundred sixty eight days and six hours—and…*checks her phone* nine seconds

Anemone: And what time did you first meet?

Dovey: Eight thirty two am on Monday morning.

Anemone: And when is my birthday

Dovey: …why does that matter.

Dovey: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-

Anemone: Lesso's in love with you

Dovey: w h a t

Dovey: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Lesso, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Dovey: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

Anemone: Okay, no more talking about Lesso!

Dovey: But you told me to get it out of my system.

Anemone: I didn’t know how much you had in your system

Lesso: Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, I’m due to descend into madness

Lesso: on mine and Dovey's first date I carved our initials into a tree because it was the most romantic way to let her know I had a knife on me at all times

Dovey: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Lesso: Sure!

Lesso: What's your favourite colour?

Dovey, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

Lesso: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Dovey: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Lesso:

Dovey: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Anemone: We know what you meant.

Dovey: I’m going to bed

Anemone: Is ‘bed’ code for Lesso's room?

Dovey *avoiding eye contact*: … No

Emma: So why do you do your paperwork in the gym?

Dovey *sipping iced coffee whilst watching Lesso do hip thrusts*: For the aesthetic? I dunno

Dovey: Agatha is missing, can you find her?

Lesso: What, do you think I have her microchipped or something?

Dovey: Well, do you?

Lesso:

Lesso: yeah, hang on.

Lesso: I left instructions for everyone for while I’m gone.

Sophie: Mine just says “Sophie, no.”

Lesso: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

*Lesso and Dovey making out*

Lesso: *stops kissing Dovey* What are you doing?

Dovey: Uh- Kissing you?

Lesso: I mean with your hands

Dovey: ... They're on your waist?

Lesso: Exactly. What am I? A nun? Put them somewhere useful

Lesso: Talking about feelings is important.

Lesso: I won’t do it, but you guys definitely should.

Lesso: *trips and falls.*

Dovey: Leo, are you okay?

Lesso: Yup I’m fine. I’m used to getting hurt.

Dovey: Oh okay. Just wondering.

Lesso: Yeah I’m used to the pain. Nothing can hurt me. Except for myself.

Dovey: Are you okay, dear? You seem a little down.

Lesso: Who? Me? Because I fell? No, I’m fine! It wasn’t because of that. I mean the only one who can really bring me down is myself.

Dovey: Oh…

Lesso: Me.

Dovey: Okay…..

Lesso: I am my own worst enemy.

Dovey:

Dovey: Honey, do you need a hug?

Lesso: *on the verge of tears* I mean if you want.

Lesso: This bloodline ends with me.

Dovey: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".