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I've survived this long, but that doesn't mean that it was easy.
Yeah. Listen up girl. Let me rock your world, buy you diamonds, pearls. Be. My. Girl. What, no? Now it's time to KIDNAP YOU... I mean hold up, no I'm just playin'. Let the rhymes flow girl, I'm just sayin', you're real, real cute girl. You STAY slayin'. So do me a favor, I'll pick you up later, and only to you I will cater. Boom. 💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

CoryxKenshin

Mom looking through my music

Mom: wouldn't it be hard to sleep with a siren?
Mom: why isn't the bride's Veil white?
Mom: why are you piercing her veil?! It's probably expensive!!
Mom: it's called flying. You can't fall in reverse.
Mom: why is the disco panicking?
Mom: what is the boy falling out of?
Mom: well, I won't lie... your fate does seem kind of sad...
Mom: why are you in love with chemicals?
Mom: why do you need to blink 182 times?
Mom: well at least you like Metallica and Guns N' Roses

You'll never accept me for who I am... Only for who you make me out to be.

It hurts to know that you'll never even consider how much you mean to me.

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me when i first discover a new ship:

two characters: *look at each other* me: *eyes widen* me: *mouth drops* me: *breathing intensifies* me: *forgets own name* me: *realizes nothing else up to this moment matters* me: *goes to rooftop* me: *shouting* I SHIP ITTTTTT

I went to see my crush at his work and me, being the awkward little trash I am, said "I'm going to hug you. Now I'm going to go home."

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *beats forehead on steering wheel*

Me in 2011: I HEARD A KNOCK UPON MY DOOR THE OTHER DAY *slams table twice*
Me in 2013: BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE *slams table twice* DARK DARK
Me in 2014: HEAVY METAL BROKE MY *slams table twice* HEART
Me in 2015: BEING BLUE *slams table twice* IS BETTER THAN BEING OVER IT