I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

Social Experiment 2.0

YO FUCK THANKSGIVING...but imma still eat tho...imma still eat tho

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i love it when girls call me diddy

diddy you mean daddy

no i didnt

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but it was you so I was wit it

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

*bae doesn’t reply in 5 seconds* I always knew you hated me :) you just talk to me out of pity you prob flirting with someone right now maybe even two you never cared about me after I gave you everything this is how you repay me? Have a blessed life.

Možnosti dialogu (Jan Švankmajer, 1982)

THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

… cologne *