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Expelliarmus

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"We've all got light and darkness inside of us; what matters is the part we choose to act on. That is who we really are" -Sirius black
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if this gets 1000 notes ill force myself to go see the minion movie

if this gets 5000 ill do a human minion cosplay to the movie

if this gets 50 000 notes ill wear the cosplay to a con

Please keep liking and reblogging this.

please do not,

Hope you like overalls

i want pics

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I bought this same big stuffed cockatiel for reasons. 

bounce

So I was watching this video with no headphones on my phone

My mom started whistling back

She thought it was our conure

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Me on my death bed

Me: accio water Doctor: what the actual flipping flapping fucking ducks? What the hell is accio. Me: hush young one you wouldn't know and mustn't know.. *whispers under breath* obliviate *laughs* stupid muggles Doctor: alright er- ma'am we have to take you to the psych ward.. Me: *screams* NO! AVADA KEDAVRA! GET AWAY FROM ME RIDDLE! I HAVE THE BASILISK TOOTH. BACK AWAY TOM. Doctor: ma'am please stop Me: EXPELLIARMUS BITCH

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me and Cassidy on our death beds when we're like 90

Me: *looks at cassidy* *nods* Cassidy: *looks at maddie* *nods* Together: AVADA KEDAVRA BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER Doctor: ladies.. Ladies.. What are you doing? me: *looks at cassidy* Cassidy: *looks at maddie* Together: *under breath* obliviate Doctor: *walks towards maddie with needle* me: *screams* NO VOLDEMORT! THE DARK LORD! CASSIDY SAVE ME Cassidy: EXPELLIARMUS Doctor and me: *looks at Cassidy* Cassidy: *whispers* bloody hell *pulls blanket over head* *laughs* can't see me now! I'm under the invisibility cloak. *laughs hysterically* Me: *pulls blanket over head* *giggles* Cassidy? Do you think he can tell where we are? Cassidy: *giggles* no *giggles more*

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One year ago: I miss Harry Potter.
Now: I miss Harry Potter.
Next Year: I miss Harry Potter.
On Deathbed: I miss Harry Potter.
Source: p-ensives
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Ok Snape, Voldemort and Harry are the three brothers but do you realise that Dumbledore is death ? He greeted Harry at King’s Cross and was the one behind Snape and Voldemort’s death.

*epic jaw drop*

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School district: hey Halloween is on a Friday this year
School district: wouldn't it be great
School district: if we
School district: made that
School district: a football game
Band and football kids:
Band and football kids:
Band and football kids: lol guess what we're gonna be for Halloween

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