i already said it’s a weed

Original comic by mustachossom

based on a text post by extraterrestriallester

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things I think about at night

I think this is the second most feral thing ive drawn…

For @wolfzrain c:

Sunscream season 

Date with a dog girl:)

Nyx's Cork Board

Sorry for the delay; things got crazy during NyxWeek2022! But we’re finally back with the promised deep dive into Nyx’s Board.

If you have a moment, please fill out our survey for future events, open until May 27th, 2022; it would really help us. We hope you enjoy this look at some of Nyx’s memories, and look forward to hearing your thoughts!

Let’s move roughly counterclockwise around the board, taking a look at each section as best we can.

Welcome back to another deep dive on a location in the Kingsglaive movie! This time we’re tackling Nyx’s apartment, and there is a lot here. (caps courtesy of StarJunco. All photos are described)

Now, obviously we can’t get into everything here (we’re saving a deeper look at the corkboard for later), but we’ll go through most of what’s here as best we can. Buckle up; this is going to be a long one.

regret.mp4

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

invader zim filmed this

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

that context makes is 10000X funnier

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

Arthur Morgan being confused by people (and animals) around him for 48seconds.

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.

Reblogging for awareness…

Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.

If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now

Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.

BEST!!!

Well done ladies! 👏👏 yes work that clit. 💋👠

Definitely suck on my clit. And start gently, you are neither a cat to flip it nor you are in the rush to catch the bus. And once you find out what I like, stop fucking changing the technique!!. Stick to the one that works, we can experiment some other time!!.

Wonderful, Ladies! Be explicit, we want to make you happy, tell us how! :-)

🙌🏻 this is gold!!! Solid gold!!!

Sharing this because everyone should know!

@sosaysdeb basically summed up everything I like lol

@liteastwood hi baby.

PSA.

this is great

Tell me about this post. The husband always does the little suck clit and nibble and I am off. The moon. I just taught him how to rub the clit. He was awful before. He would just flick and rub the outer lips so fast it would feel like it would burn ugh. There is light at the end of the tunnel ladies. And guys, please moan or say something good while your doing it!!! I wanna know that you want the kitty and you want it good.

I couldn’t agree more!

And lick my ass and everything else previous

i did a quick doodle of the haircut im going for when i go to get it cut this weekend

oooh fun hair

love hanzo with longer hair 

If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”