my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

HEY

my dad told me that if I get 10,000 notes on Tumblr I can get a pet rat and I really really like rats so please like and/or reblog this and I will love u forever pls bro I will cry tears of joy if I can get a rat

Sure.

Hey, @not-my-brain , would ya be as kind as to help me spread this? A good action, ya know.

Fuck yeah… I don’t like rats though…

@the-german-russian-skinwalker @biggest-goldiest-fish @not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea

r a t

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

WHY

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check: A Summary Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

Bad Cats.

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

Shout Out to Younger Aces

Shout out to Younger Aces who never had a crush.

Shout out to Younger Aces who don’t understand what their peers are talking about when it comes to liking someone, finding someone attractive, dates, etc.

Shout out to Younger Aces who don’t understand attractions.

Shout out to Younger Aces who can’t distinguish which attraction they are feeling.

Shout out to Younger Aces who feel alone.

Shout out to Younger Aces who feel lost.

Shout out to Younger Aces who feel broken.

Shout out to Younger Aces who know they are ace.

Shout out to Younger Aces who are still trying to figure themselves out.

Shout out to Younger Aces who don’t know they are ace.

Your fellow Aces are here for you. Your fellow Aces understand, support, and believe in you. 

Remember that you are never alone, you are not broken, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It’s okay to be Ace <3 :).

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

What your headache is tellin you

I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed

Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines

1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better. 2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.

This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

Math came into my home, whooped my ass and stole my bike.

Math poisoned my crops and burned down my water supply

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

Spider-man / Tom Holland lock-screens. *None of the drawings are immune, credit to the owners*

omfg the tears

found a new fucking favorite song right here

Evening made

2 seconds in and I reblogged.

its about time tumblr found this