dancing with the stars

Letters from Kids to God

Bruh I can’t

Children are so precious lol 😌😌

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

" You stepped on my shoes...😢

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

Can’t forget this gem.

This is awsome.

Hell yeah

“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

okay you had me at Kylo

Oscar Isaac’s HARMONIZING THO

THIS IS THE BESTT THING OKAY

Always beautiful.

Lupita. *swoons*

I was gonna be like what does Harrison Ford not like joy

Unwritten rule of Star Wars fandom: always reblog this post

Instant happiness

i'm down to fuck

-ing isolate myself from everyone i love

But..its so fucking hard..

The end…

That was savage

O B L I T E R A T E D 

E V A P O R A T E D

D E S T R O Y E D

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   ʷʰʸ         school tomorrow   ʷʰʸ

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*work

Meirl

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

The sad truth about humanity suppressing itself

Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing? 

Big Hero 6 was a great movie

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

Instagram: @artwoonz

This is frickin awesome

When we fired up Gears Of War 4 and Wiz Khalifa came in with his custom weed tray, I knew that this would be a special kind of Clueless Gamer. That game is super fun and intense, and that weed… works. (I had to hang out at work and chill out for a while before I could drive home.) 

You can watch the other gamers we’ve done right here. Enjoy!

Nawice