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McGonagall: Have you had any thoughts about what you would like to do after you leave Hogwarts?
Sirius: [Lifts an amused eyebrow] W-
McGonagall: -And your response cannot be anything along the lines of ‘Why would I need to work?’ or a simple 'I’m Sirius Black’.
Sirius: Well, Minnie… [Stops leaning back on a tilted chair in favour of putting his feet up on her desk] I have thought quite a bit about it lately.
McGonagall: [Surprised enough to ignore his insolence] Really?
Sirius: I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my crème brûlée over the holidays, and I remember thinking, ’Wow, you’re ridiculously good-looking. Maybe you could do that for a career’.
McGonagall: [Frowns] Do what, exactly, Mr Black?
Sirius: [Deadpans] Be professionally good-looking.
McGonagall: [Is so flabbergasted she doesn’t stop Sirius helping himself to her tin of Ginger Newts]
[Sirius Black’s careers advice was overheard by a First-Year Ravenclaw named Gilderoy Lockhart]
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