i know i can't have you but i really am glad we both exist at the same time

i feel like the luckiest person alive just being able to know you

maybe in another life i'll have that luck again

maybe in that life the two of us will work out

sometimes i wake up and realize i’m still the same heartbroken 17 year old girl just in the body of someone older

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

I couldn’t even read that in my head

some people…smh

Shake yo Tits !

just once i want someone to fight for me, to think “oh shit i could really lose her”, but it seems like i’m always doing the fighting. i guess that’s my problem, people think i’m always gonna be there because when they leave i don’t shut the door on their way out. i feel myself being pushed to the point of just not giving a shit and that says a lot because even though i’m fucked up, my heart’s big

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

I ate 5 bananas today my potassium is logged the fuck in

U might die if u do that evry day

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

Asdfcdgg

This is still as funny as the first time I watched it as a kid 😂😂😂😂

Black Parents reaction 

   Hispanic parents reaction   

Asian parent reaction 

White Parent’s Reaction

THISSSSS. lmao

Lmfaoo

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS! LOL

lmao omg

Omg 😕😂

Basically

geek1da Is this the kid you were talking about? lol

YOOOOOoOO thats the kid LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha I figured lmao

Always Reblog this one.

haitian parent reaction

😂😂😂😂😂😂^^^

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

So many notes, you are outnumbered CREEPS

Unfortunately, these notes don’t even begin to outnumber them :/

JESUS FUCK I LOST 80+ IN LESS THAN A MINUTE AFTER I REBLOGGED THIS

Unfollow now

just to reiterate, unfollow me if you think pedophilia is a kink. just gtfo my blog.

Bye ya nasties

If you have a schoolgirl/boy kink get away from me

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years