aileen 💎

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

i start school tomorrow, FUCKKKK 

"your dress is too short"

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

GoOdMoRnInG ☺️

Austin naked uyy ;-;

how cute 

Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

Just realized… I´m Candace!

So this just happened and I can’t stop laughing

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

once in elementary school we were taking a spelling quiz and I couldn’t remember how to spell “significant” and I was freaking out and this boy in my class blurted “it’s spelled just like ‘sign if i cant’” today he and I are best friends

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is 

i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy