Lessons from History

So…apparently, Julius Caesar actually got a note that told him about the assassination plan for the Ides of March. It even ID'ed all the men in on it. But, he didn’t know what it was, so he put off reading it.

If that isn’t proof that procrastination is dangerous, idk what is.

some 4chan dickhead just shot up the dallas courthouse about 30 minutes away from me a few hours ago.

he was killed by police but thankfully no one else was injured

this is an actual picture of the shooter

>hexmags

look at this fucking dumbass. he got all dressed up and prepped for “defending the homeland” and in the end he shoots a couple of windows and then dies. what a loser

here’s a link to the nbc article.

thank you so much to everyone roasting his gear in the notes

Imagine wearing soft armor to fight dudes with rifles.

Also I’m pretty sure this is an ncstar red dot

mfw war and shooting innocent civilians isn’t as fun or easy as they made it out to be

motherfucker cant even tie his laces either

Or use a sling properly

this fucking idiot, buying his sling: wow this sling looks really cool! don’t know what its used for though

Definitely a short sword too. Probably a gladius given his boner for Roman culture

it is a gladius, he posted multiple pictures with it lmao

What in the clearance section at Bob’s Gun Shop is going on here?

When you spend $92.65 on all your “gear” and wonder why its not making you operate like the Seals you jerk off to.

Anyone else smell fish?

Red herring I think it is.

…. No. No fucking way this dude is a fully trained soldier. Not fucking possible.

Most non-infantry military folks can’t shoot for shit

At this point I’m not even talking about if he can or cant shoot. I’m only talking about his “gear” and how he holds himself.

I know soldiers. Family, friends, ex boyfriend. I can pick an Army, Marine, Airforce, ect out of a crowd easily. Stolen Valor pisses me off and when someone tries to claim it when its clear they never earned it, it literally makes me sick to my stomach.

This dude was never in combat. Likely, he’s never been out of the US.

Probably was. He likely worked a desk in Okinawa.

I thought even desk jockeys had to get through Basic first? That does not look like a man who passed Basic.

“there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…”

“Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law”

“How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast”

today on things that didn’t happen

??? Have you met kids? There is nothing unreasonable or suspect about this story you fucking cynical brainrot.

I swear people will comment “ThIs DiDn’T hApPeN” on literally everything.

The one post about a girl who claimed she got back at a couple of jerks in “the nerd store” by spoiling The Last Jedi for them? Definitely fake.

A toddler not knowing what an adult meant by “duck” so they made a duck noise? Sounds pretty real.

A toddler fully knowing and doing it anyways? Even more believable.

Of all the “Today my kid” stories I’ve seen on twitter and tumblr? This one happened the most.

Checkup time!

Did you take your meds today?

Have you eaten?

Did you drink some water?

When’s the last time you stretched your legs out? (You can just walk around the perimiter of your room, it doesn’t have to be a huge walk around town or anything)

And for the people doing adulting: did you forget your laundry/something you put in the microwave?

Make sure to take care of yourselves! Feel free to add on.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

Get the fuck out, thanks.

Unfollow me too

Facts trash ✌🏿️✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿

Please leave now…👋👣

True words dem 👏🏾 unfollow me plz

Unfollow me and have a drink 😒

i hate this

I love this

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

@vanitasvapes

More Ocean pastel colored aesthetics

If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

God oh god. I needed that

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

Thank you

Look at me up there making criminals better criminals. :)

BOOSTING THIS :D

Use the system against these fascist pieces of shit

If you do something, do it good, is my motto

Even when it’s about illegal things

I’m very vehemently against all drugs (for myself at least) but I know that poc will get fucked over if they get caught so to anyone who might need it, here.

FUCK THE POLICE

BRO. PUT IT IN A PACKAGE.

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

same energy

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

What if the demon was the sub, you were the dom