Phryne, to Bert and Cec: I’m going on this mission alone. I ask that you rescue me or avenge me, as appropriate.

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

oh to be the hero of kvatch riding shadowmere around the lake rumare looking for some ayleid ruins to explore 😳

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The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them

im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A Homicide

We as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with which we destroy eachothers lives.

Unashamedly love this, ngl

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

Anyone ever heard of cremation in Tamriel?

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

New outfit idea

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

Remember:

I saw a guy with like a foot tall mohawk pull over to help someone with car troubles and literally thought “nothing is more punk than helping people” because of this post. Fuck yeah.

Punk is counterculture. When the culture is violent and uncaring, counterculture is kind.

Punk is counterculture BECAUSE the culture is violent and uncaring

my body is a temple

a temple dedicated to my sunshine, my only sunshine

for anyone who cares:

my tattoo and piercing are healing wonderfully and I have absolutely no regrets

bwahahahahaha

what are your stupid things? mine are anything dinosaur related, pink things, and floral things.

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@iloveyouyen @thelastsock

A Masked Broadwing….or is it a longwing? This peg’s classification is about as fickle as it’s personality. They tend to be difficult to handle. Pilots/breeders debate whether or not this pegasus is a broadwing or a longwing. There’s compelling evidence for either class

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Wouldn’t they be able to figure that out by whether it lays eggs?

Thaaaaaaaat is a good point.

Correction: The DM cannot figure out if this pegasus is a broadwing or a longwing lololol

Counterpoint- mammals don’t lay eggs, but a platypus lays eggs and is still a mammal so…. exceptions are a thing that could be argued.

Monotremes are freaky outliers and shouldn’t be counted.

I mean, platypuses secrete milk from their skin. No one wants to argue in favour of their exceptions except as cute venom-clawed freaks.

I am so sorry, this is all I can think about now

help i can’t stop

@skycowboys Please give this platypus-horse a fedora. PLEASE!!!! 🥺

ok for REAL this is the last reblog

PERRY THE PEGASUS??

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right