MY CITY NOW

the world peaked with the creation of alphonse elric

shut the hell up and think about rubber ducky isopods

Found this today at my uni

nestles gonna be like introducing: wxter. its more inclusive than regular water and people are gonna go wow i love nestle for being progressive

[video description: a duet tiktok with six people, who all sing the beginning of the song 'WAP' in an operatic style. in the top right corner, the original tiktok has sheet music of the song. /end description]

hot topic of the night

“May the flesh of kings feed the earth”

Graffiti seen in Portland, Oregon during the ongoing protests

July 1989. ‘It’s joking with jeans, tickling T-shirts, smirking on socks… the smiley face is beaming back on the fashion scene – and brightening up your day.’

over one hundred terror bytes of scary images on my horrifying hard drive

what does dark academia even mean? brb studying evil books. doing evil homework

apparently it’s romanticising rich private school twat aesthetic in which case.... get well soon <3

im in tears

if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no

bobby hill and i have so much in common

I literally wish being a conservative was as stigmatized as conservatives think it is

I was gonna reblog but op ur url is shit

Not as shit as your choice in hills to die on

please this is so much funnier now that my url is garfimbo lmfao

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

golf:

mini golf: