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@xnagogue

Nerd With Attitude... Black, 40's, They/Them, Mostly SFW Stuff I find cool or interesting. little in the way of original content.

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Why am I Black? As a light-skinned bi-racial person, I am asked fairly regularly about why I identify as Black.

Sometimes. Sometimes is why. Sometimes is better than never. It all comes down to the question, frankly.

For the Black people who care if I'm Black, sometimes I'm Black enough. There's enough melanin. My nose is broad enough. My lips large enough. My hair, what's left of it, has enough curl. And sometimes is good. I don't need or want more. I'm not trying to compare or take anyone's space. Not trying to speak over anyone's voice. Just to be in the chorus.

For the White people who care if I'm White, though... Never am I white. I'm mixed. I'm mulatto. I'm halfrican. I'm a mutt. I often get "you're not Black", but *never* do I hear "you're White". My eyes are never green enough. My hair never loose enough. My clear western standard accent from being raised in a White household in one of the Whitest places in the country is never quite enough to make up for the fact that I was so gauche as to be born a bit browner.

So there it is. Sometimes is better than never.

obsessed with just. the entire phrasing and performance of this random tiktok. the uncapitalized 'i's implying the youth of the author. "I think my mom wants me home soon too" SHUT UPPPPPP. only good modern depiction of hades and persephone literally ever. god.

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DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

It's also great for demonstrating both your inability to remember basic information and your own overconfidence that you will remember and don't need to take notes.

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a tiktok video with the caption: “have you ever seen a covey of quail? now you have”

in the video at least 7 quail are huddled tightly together in a group. Many of them are facing out from the center of the huddle. Their formation resembles a clove of garlic. the second image is a photo of a clove of garlic.

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i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

Thinking back to that one time an anon called e an idiot bc "you can't be 28 years old and say class of '96 in your bio you can't do math"

My guy. Since I was alive people have used that expression to say the year they were born. But then I thought about the differences between American expression and Italian ones so I'm making this poll

Please share this around and put your nationality in the tags I'm curious

YOU GUYS ARE NOT SPREADING THIS AROUND AND PUTTING YOUR NATIONALITY IN THE TAGS

In Russia it's the year you graduated from school

Okay but what if you were held back a year or two? My best friend is one year older than me but we graduated the same year bc she was held back. I've always used this as a way to gauge someone's age but using graduation year seems a bit too approximative to me

It's not used to measure someone's age, literally just the year they graduated school.

Same here in my corner of America--"Class of" is just used to tell when you graduated high school/college. It doesn't have an association with age.

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

Anonymous asked:

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

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reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

Don't you dare malign my girl again

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor