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self image

Ah, sorry. Excuse me. My cat needs to take a nap on your dash a moment. Just step over him.

Oh. Damn it. Sorry- just step over her too.

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

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ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

this image made me quit my job.

I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

yo same

it do be like that though

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special 

Icon, role model, and an absolute legend that we all must stan

Icon, role model,

and an absolute legend

that we all must stan

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.