The Male Human at the Hotel Bar

i will always change my mind. ill look at things i said yesterday and go what the fuck am i talking about

brands should be doing crossovers with Hitman, not fortnite. I want ariana grande and naruto to be assassination targets

bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym

it was supposed to rain. they said it would rain. but it didn't rain.

clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

Here are my contributions

me at petsmart trying to shoplift a parrot:

I’m screaming 😭😂

Domee Shi on her most embarrassing moment TURNING RED (2022); written & directed by Domee Shi

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

hey slurt

congress, put estrogen in the water supply

Ushiromiya Battler

matt berry will read an otherwise unassuming line and go is anyone going to add triple the amount of syllables to this and not wait for an answer

never forget