does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap

Wtf

Lol

There are two types of people.

OMG IS BRUCEE

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

When you went through a door in a video game, but you forgot something.

HAHA

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

HAHA

IS THIS A JOKE SHE’S HOLDING A FUCKING MCDONALDS BEVERAGE

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

Was watching Ghostbusters 2 and this happened. 

Oh well, we had a good run guys, but the 80′s movie has spoken. 

good

I’m ready

And i didn't receive a shit

Dragged to hell and back

Oh shit

my dash 24/7: earn $$money$$ just by answering questions(:

me: 

i made this days ago before finally caving into one of those sites and i’ve already been paid twice!! y’all can try it here if you want x

I need this