Avatar

I Left My Soul in the Refrigerator

@xixi743

18 Fun Fact: I've eaten ice cream in 31 countries. 17 with my HQ based in San Diego. 跟我来! Vamanos! Also check out my music blog: ibatheinsheetmusic
Avatar
reblogged
Anonymous asked:

tell us your most embarrassing story

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

Avatar
Avatar

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

My entire childhood.

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

Avatar
Avatar
kikuai

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.

a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog

Source: kikuai
Avatar
reblogged

morning routine.png

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

no one tell them about the pledge…

public schools make every student say the pledge of allegiance before school starts every day it’s fucked up

my favourite thing is watching americans realise that america isn’t the norm

Avatar

Three young women eat spaghetti on inflatable mattresses at Lake of Capri, 1939 (AP Photo / Hamilton Wright)

Avatar
abbiefrank

Love love love

this is all i aspire to be

maxin relaxin

Avatar

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito