Things to say during sex:

“You’re not a burden to me” send sext

If you followed me in sexual interest you will be disappointed to find that I am actually weird and unusual

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

Formally video-store-clerk. Got deleted after more then a decade. Reblog to help me find my friends?

kiss you at red light kinda love

Pulling out? Pardon? I don't understand what you're saying.

i just want to be touched and kissed and groped and fucked by someone who can't get enough of me

MATTY MATHESON & EBON MOSS-BACHRACH as neil fak & richard ‘richie’ jerimovich in THE BEAR (2022-) 1.08 braciole

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The most attractive thing to me is effort. Someone who really wants to talk to me, wants to see me, wants to make me a part of their day.

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world

if a girl wants to rip open your ribcage and live there you have to let her

on day one baby

night time sucks because you’re always a little 1. horny 2. sad 3. overthinking 4. wanting someone