i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!
"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?"
*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("
9-Tyler
if tumblr were to ever shut down:
Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana in After Sex (2008) [x]
(one of the hottest girl on girl scenes ever)
holy shit……………..
They were in a movie? What
Hottest scene. Ever.
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
this is why i have trust issues
you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange
church window beta
QUAS
she dead
Ignore Ted, and just look at Marshall having cake in the background.
hahahaaha
sometimes i’m ted and sometimes i’m marshall
