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DREAM HOMES: Celestial 🌞🌙⭐️

the janitor scrubbing this shit off the wall:

california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.

photo by noah berger

This looks like something you’d see in a clip advertising a post-apoc survival shooter

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

This doesn't happen to you?

Everyone in France desires me carnally

Blame the freaky demons

“it’s that time of the year for butterflies in Mexico” 

(Source)

When somebody casually drops their birth date in a conversation 

I have no faith in a proper investigation.

#SayHerName  #SadieRobertsJoseph

thinking about the time I was in ballet and during a performance I was in a private dressing room and this other ballerina knocked on the door and asked to come in and hang out between acts and I was like sure and he sat down and he was like “anyway” before I even said something “what are your theories on bigfoot? I think he’s an interdimensional being,” then he explained why with such confidence that I believed him fully and then before I could add on he was like “oh that’s your cue” and I had to go do pique turns or whatever as if my life weren’t changed

^A million times this