Adventures in babysitting: a saga
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I think the win win solution is for everyone to hop on the peter parkedcar and get themselves some pizzas 🍕
‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?
This was so fucking funny, zero need for Miguel to be so dramatic and Gwen just dragging his ass like he does it every time they need to have a conversation. No notes.
hobie in true british fashion giving everyone nicknames but miguel hates it. so hobie now refuses to call him miguel.
“mike, how you doing?”
“aye, it’s migs!”
“it’s my man ‘guelly!”
you can practically see the steam coming out of miguel’s ears every time he hates that kid
Remember to use the block button unsparingly.
Someone insulted you? Block. Someone sent you rude messages? Block. Don't like someone's take? Block. Someone cursed you and your entire bloodline for the next 7 generations? Block. Someone rubbed you the wrong way? Block.
There is no reason to not use the feature and it is completely normal to do so here!!
Hobie babysitting Mayday at HQ.
Hobie: "The cow says Moooo!" Points at a picture of a cow in her animal book.
Points at a butterfly. "Butterfly don' say nothin'"
Points at pig. "Pig says you have the right to remain silent"
Mayday: intrigued.
Miguel in the corner, pinching his nose, being so done with his shit.
Credit to @/piles_of_peaches animation on ig.
man really went from 'sorry, i'm new at this crime thing' to 'i will make your life a living hell' in like twenty minutes huh
They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.
Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)
the theme of miles always being terrified, but doing things anyway is so beautiful. even when he’s being followed by thousands of spidersonas, holding his own, hashing a plan that may just work—finally understanding truly how much he can do—he is terrified to let go of that glass.
in both films he jumps. but the glass breaks and shatters. first time because his hands wouldn’t let go. now, because even as he pushes off, his feet want to stick. but he jumps. and he escapes. and his plan works. and he tells his mother, what could i possibly be afraid of now? and tied up, seeing a version of himself he never thought existed, miles—who was never supposed to be spider-man—takes hold of the situation and is not afraid.
because his name is Miles Morales. He was bitten by a radioactive spider meant for someone else, and he has never truly been the only spider-man. but anyone can wear the mask. and maybe next time the glass won’t break.