@xerohourcheese / xerohourcheese.tumblr.com
The look of "I love this Chaotic Space Alien with all my heart, but right now, I don't know why!" is brilliant.
Found this image while looking for a wallpaper for the PS3
Reblogging from @drunkfightingllamas, where I do my Original Posting!
Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.
(His name is Timothy)
The sound of it hitting the bookcase should be bottled for easy laughter.
There is a Non Zero Probability that there exist in the world bats with perfectly functioning echolocation that still fly into stuff because they are just that dateless.
@reallyndacarter doesn’t seem to be the type to joke when it comes to cheese, but emergency Parmesan legit saved last night’s dinner when I made it into leftovers tonight. So thanks Lynda, for reminding me to keep a stash of emergency cheese
Good-a for you.
Rating: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤
I know their Blind Pew!
A white kangaroo. Nothing special apart from that this was taken in Finland.
A bit lost
My guy off the shits
Odd mouse
"Will you bog off and leave me alone!"
watching doctor who is just “wow, the doctor is a deeply flawed individual but their desire to help people is so strong that they’ll go against their own rules and destroy themselves in the process aaaaaaaaand now they’re licking parts of the spaceship okay then”
The Doctor:-
Also The Doctor:-
Osprey/fiskgjuse. Värmland, Sweden (April 15, 2022).
"I can see my house from here!"
Nope, too easy!
Oh He knows, He deffo bloody well knows.
Rating: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
What? ITV?
i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March
Xena caused most things. Xena influenced the development of Taoism. Xena gave directions to Joseph and Mary, but she ALSO stopped Abraham from killing Isaac. Xena does ALL THE THINGS.
Xena singlehandedly created history.
That she did
The only thing She didn't do was build the giant wooden Rabbit Horse outside Troy.
My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.
I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”
Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️
IF YOUR
SMELLS LIKE
You'd be surprised at how many folk need to be told this!
And before anyone asks, I wasn't (necessarily) talking about @ravens-cove.
My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.
I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”
Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️
IF YOUR
SMELLS LIKE
You'd be surprised at how many folk need to be told this!
A pair of Adorkable Half-Wits, who complete each other.
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like
stop it i was trying to be gothic
This, this is what Tumblr is!
Blackbird/koltrast. Värmland, Sweden (April 14, 2017).
"Oh bog off, I'm too hung over to be mythered by it all!"
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dart
Dark
bark
Lark
Lure
Sure
Surf
Serf
Self
Seld
Meld
Mold
Mole
Hole
Bole
Bolt
Boat
Boar
Soar
Soap
Soup
Soul
Sour
Soul
Foul
Fowl
Bowl
Bawl
Fall
Fill
Hill
Halt
Holt
Hole
Nope
Lose
Love
live
Dice 🎲
Lice
Rice
Mice
Mile
Mill
Dill
Dial
Dual!
