apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/29/2021 1:44:29 AM.
CBS is always playing when I’m on lunch and like 3/4 days it’s a crime show and like. I love watching them. They suck. But I love the most of it that I see. And then it’s like. Producer Dick Wolf and I’m like. He can’t keep doing this.
WASH YOUR WATER BOTTLE IF YOU HAVEN’T IN A WHILE
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...
Sonic Prime kicks ass btw like there hasn’t been a good Sonic show since. Sonic X (I guess). And it is just Good Shit.
This is killing me sjajsjcjsjdjfjciccjckk
I wonder when we’ll get more bee and puppycat. And also Hilda. I know the big comic con is soon so maybe we’ll hear stuff. But uhhh writers strike so probably not. So sad.
Lmao saw an ad that grossed me out and now I bought ad free tumblr
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He’d have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community…
If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they’d have to convert or leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise Rabbi to represent them in the debate.
However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Hebrew, they agreed that it would be a ‘silent’ debate.
On the chosen day, the Pope and the Rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.
Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.
The Rabbi pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the Rabbi was too clever.
The Jews could stay in Italy!
Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.
The Pope said, “First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. Finally, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue!”
Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he had won.
“I don’t have a clue!!!” the Rabbi said.
“First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, so I told him that we were staying right here.”
“And then what?” asked a woman.
“Who knows!!” said the Rabbi. “He took out his lunch, so I took out mine!”
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Anything about eels? i love eels. i love eels so much
the fangtooth moray has crystalline structures in its teeth that make them appear partially transparent!
If it's teeth look like glass, and it bites off your ass, that's a Moray!
A donkey with a man's name was found playing poker call that a card ass ian lmaoo wait whats happ
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Guys, that same admirer left me another bouquet of Kilmarian daisies in my quarters <3
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Gentle reminder that your pagh femininity can be damaged by engaging in unclean behaviors, such as violence, contact sports, rectal copulation, and real person shipping. Please stay vigilant and protect your pagh in the name of the Prophets!
#kai speaks #religion #the prophets #pagh #pagh hacks
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So, was anyone going to inform me that someone installed this ancient program onto the station's computer, or did everyone assume that I would eventually learn from Jake?
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Jake, I'm starting to worry about your obsession with "ancient" humor....
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How are you doing that?
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It seems as though I have returned, but as an entity inside the station computer.
#there are a lot of us in here
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Vent. Don't reblog.
#How long has my ex wife been sleeping with my guls?! #I just caught her doing it with the new recruit #and she tried to tell me this shit about how since I do it all the #time then she can do it too? #and I tried to explain but she just said that we aren't #married anymore so I can't tell her what to do #the state of the cardassian family is in fucking pieces #cardassia is doomed in the hands of women like these #ugh I need to call *** ***** to feel better #vent
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To the last anon: no, the Grand Nagus will not give personal advice to anyone who makes under four million slips of latinum per fiscal year. This was outlined in the Nagus' own rulebook in volume 3, section 387, paragraph 910. You would know this if you had done your own research. Stop asking for more clarification or you will be audited.
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Repair station pussy really hit different
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All of these beautiful bajoran women ready to serve the state make me fit to burst 😍😍😍
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Hello, friends! What a wonderful opportunity for me to introduce myself using this, delightful, quaint social media experience! Let me, as the first Dominion representative on this platform, extend my warm welcome to the citizens of the Alpha Quadrant!
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Aw man we’ll get the baseball cricket game animated and it’s gonna be so sick