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a third parallel universe

@xenergreenhead

where UBFunkeys were ultimately successful. - 22 - she/her

Happy Thirst Trap Thursday!

Since so many people commented on this image in the ORF 2023 photo set, and I don't currently have new photos as I've been art gremlining in the shop these last couple of weeks preparing for Midsummer Faire, I thought I'd give it a post to itself.

Sorry if I add more heat to what is probably an already stupidly warm day. 😉

Stay cool and safe out there. ❤️

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i have seen only a few comments on youtube that evoked a similar feeling and i love them all

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I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.

Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.

Reblogging a new chain with uncensored captions because disabled people aren't babies

"But I will say one thing before I get off this. The motherfucker who said 'we're going to keep this thing going until people start losing their houses and their apartments.' Listen to me motherfucker. There's a lot of ways to lose your house, some of it is financial, some of it is karma, and some of it is just figuring out who the fuck said that. And we know who said that, and where he fucking lives. There's a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people, you wish that families starve, while your making 27 million dollars a year for creating nothing. Be careful motherfucker. Be really careful. Cause that's the kind of stuff that stirs stuff up."

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

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this post is transcendent

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

its been an hour and a half and this has 800 notes can you understand my pain