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LOL.

It’s so weird how I used to be the kind of person that hated christmas music, but something about making these silly remixes has allowed me to enjoy it like I did when I was a kid.   

Hope the festivity can rub off on you too :) Merry Christmix! :D

This is amazing

George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

I’m not even sorry for putting this on my blog. This is perfect.

I’d like directions to that island of men too, please!

Takei's faces are priceless

(via weareallgettingby)

Sorry I killed your family but hey, I'm not responsible for your happiness right?

Why are fifty different people saying "yeah but the flavour works"? Mark isn't disputing that l.

MaRo is love

SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric

Hate solves nothing guys

begging for cards and shameless self-promotion in the same breath? i’m impressed

Wow.

Bahra confirmed for advertising genius.

I smell an in joke, Bahra streams under the name Bahra.

on the one hand bronies “coming out” as a ponysexual or whatever because they think it’s just as dangerous as being gay is appropriative and homophobic as hell but on the other hand imagine some 22 year old with premature balding twisting his fedora in his greasy hands as he tearfully explains to his horrorstruck parents that he jacks off to technicolor horses 

there’s a reddit thread devoted to people grumping about this very post

Ahahahahahaha

Yeah because no one hates or mocks bronies. Prejudice is prejudice.

thoughts on my deck splashing blue?

More Lili

I have no playtesting or experience but 3 Waste Not seems like a lot to me as it doesn't do anything on its own.

darren wilson said he felt like a third punch would be fatal

when has three punches to the face ever been fatal

"poor guy, howd he die?"

"oh he was punched like 3 times" 

People have died from one punch this post is weak

+1: put a sliver from your hand onto the battlefield -3: emblem “slivers you control get +1/+1” -5: emblem “slivers you control gain Annihilator 3”

Or something idk I’m not a designer but that feels slivery to me

Ok sure but only if it costs ten or more mana and starts with 2 loyalty I mean damn, those are freakin’ powerful abilities

Oh yeah i agree what I said doesn’t seem like a reasonable card at all, I just threw the first sliver-ish abilities I thought of together. I don’t think RnD should print that card, I was just giving abilities that felt mechanically like a sliver to me.

Yeah, I admit I’d like to see annihilator again. Pretty sure Wizards is going to limit it to the Eldrazi, but it’d be amazing with slivers.

Not many keywords feel ultimate worthy but Annihilator does

+1: put a sliver from your hand onto the battlefield -3: emblem “slivers you control get +1/+1” -5: emblem “slivers you control gain Annihilator 3”

Or something idk I’m not a designer but that feels slivery to me

Ok sure but only if it costs ten or more mana and starts with 2 loyalty I mean damn, those are freakin’ powerful abilities

Oh yeah i agree what I said doesn't seem like a reasonable card at all, I just threw the first sliver-ish abilities I thought of together. I don't think RnD should print that card, I was just giving abilities that felt mechanically like a sliver to me.

someone please BOOST THIS BITCH.

So much racism over this ferguson verdict and it’s really drawing out the garbage from the crowd. Her place of employments number is 

845 695-1724

GET THIS RACIST BITCH FIRED 

This doesn’t fix anything

+1: put a sliver from your hand onto the battlefield -3: emblem "slivers you control get +1/+1" -5: emblem "slivers you control gain Annihilator 3"

Or something idk I'm not a designer but that feels slivery to me

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Mr. Remington Geisler has been bragging that no one has been able to “find shit on him,” including his full name, after tweeting incredibly racist things for days. 

Well, Rem, all it takes is a little detective work. Like scrolling through your damn Twitter page.

You tweeted this in 2013: 

Good luck, asshole. 

https://www.facebook.com/JkEnterpriseLandscapeSupply Is the company FB page.

Getting people fired doesn't solve any problems, at best you make one ignorant man jobless well done.

"it’s illegal to burn the american flag" you know what else is illegal? fucking murder what are your thoughts on that? why the fuck do you care more about respect for a flag than respect for black life

I wonder why flag burning is illegal anywhere, laws should be meant to protect citizens not the government.

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.

I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”

Confetti.

The fucking confetti.

It barely covered 5% of the image.

Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”

I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”

This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.

Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society

Reblogging for terrible parent stories

this is so fucking terrifying

I agree, outright lies are fucking terrifying!

Pictures that have been around since 2013 being put onto posts about Ferguson with the intent of pretending the KKK are running rampant are especially terrifying!

The best part is that the story the picture is from (it’s not even from any particular event, it’s just a generic REUTERS photo) isn’t even an article about the KKK being anti-black, it’s about it being anti-Muslim.

Talk about the shit that’s actually happening without resorting to making shit up. Fuck you in the neck.

Just a heads up

Both sides got fuck ups tbh. Don’t try to make shit up.

"Racists exist" is not the same as "Everything is a race issue."