Burning Blond

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

Happy 1st of November!!!!

you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

‪john krasinski breaking character in the office for two minutes straight ‬

all of these have the same energy

thank u, next (2018) // bring it on (2000)

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

What if it bites me in the middle of the woods and no one I around to hear it?

It’s Shia LaBeouf

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

— Unknown

get to know me meme: [1/5] relationships: jim halpert and pam beesly “There were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn’t care about any of those reasons until i met you.”

Pam: Thank God you were there.  Michael: Yeah, kinda good-news, bad-news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.  Jim: Who was driving?  Michael: … Pam: Oh, Michael.