week ago 

try to crucify me and we tweakin ho

Help meeeeeee

Run up on a preacher and catch the holy ghost

okay I feel like I'm the only person who knows that Mulan was a real person and not talked about enough

Her story goes mostly how the Disney version went, except she didn’t go to war as a quest for self-discovery or because she felt as though she couldn’t make her parents proud. The sole and only reason she disguised herself as a young man was to take her Father’s place in the war.

So when she told her parents that she wanted to this, they were like wtf no you’re a girl and it’s chaotic out there. And you know what she did? She put on male clothes and challenged her own Father to a duel. Her dad was like ‘who the hell are you’ but accepted. When Mulan won and revealed herself as his daughter, he was like wOAH okay you can go. Basically she made sure to get her parent’s consent before going, so not only are her parents awesome, she was decent enough to not leave them hanging for 12 years.

Yes, she was at war for 12 years, but she not in fact meet a handsome general. Instead she BECAME a general. Eventually the war was won, and the Emperor was so impressed by her he wanted to wed the Princess to her. It was only then that she revealed she was in fact a woman. Then she accepted the rewards and went right back home to her normal life. 

There is now even a crater on Venus named after her.

i want to make it clear that if i ever call you ugly i am not coming for your looks i’m talkin bout your shit ass personality 

I SLOWED DOWN A GIRLS GENERATION SONG BY 1000% AND IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE PRIMORDIAL HYMN OF OCEANIC MEGA GODDESSES

When watching a really good movie, with snacks :) 

happy whatever / zolloc.com

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

We don’t belong here; we never have

OH MY GOSH

I have two hands and three foods.

I hate to be that guy, but please do your part to research the slow loris pet trade. These guys do not do well in captivity at all (they’re extremely stress-sensitive and have finicky nutrition requirements), are nearly impossible to breed in captivity (so all pet lorises are wild-caught), and often undergo horrible treatment before sale, including but not limited to having their teeth ripped out with pliers or wire cutters to convince unaware customers that the animal is a baby. Around 95% of slow lorises involved in the pet trade die of dental infection or malnutrition.

In addition, it should be noted that all five slow loris species are either vulnerable or endangered, and the loris pet trade is completely illegal. Despite this, viral videos and .gifs showing their cuteness have caused the demand to spike. I’m not going to tell anyone what to reblog or not reblog, but if you’re going to reblog this, at least take the chance to educate people.

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com