me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

Me right now lol

Lady seen struggling with her eyelashes during a boat ride

i’m feeling her pain

credit

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

WAIT WHAT

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

Unnecessary Explosions.

Absolutely necessary*

The most memorable thing about the Wreck-It Ralph 2 trailer

Pop Robots by Jake Parker.

If Cartoon Characters Got Old by Andrew Tarusov Related: Disney Princesses in Their Old Age

Comrade Stalin gives a speech to Soviet troops in Red Square [1942]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

holy fucking shit

He proud.

hmmm

We Stan For Him✨💪💖

Italian cat reacting to American soldiers marching through Sicily 10 July 1943 (colorized)

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Lmao

unmute this now

when you can’t stop thinking of that one joke

V. possible for them to have planned this in order to drum up more public emotional and financial support, just in time for toy season. If so, their PR department are badasses

If this was a PR stunt, I really hope they revealed it to Charles Lazarus before he died. I can’t even imagine how he must’ve felt dying knowing his legacy was going up in smoke….

I bet he came up with it. His name is Lazarus.

Laz R Us

No, but they never paid their employees severance. 

Oh honey, no. 

I guess History wasn’t her best subject.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever laid eyes on

What the absolute FFFF??? 

What a dumbass