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Stepping into pain.

@xanderblackfox

Ceiling decoration.

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How do I make one of these that eats people

Yeah seeing those things gave me a little kick of the fight or flight I was not expecting.

They don’t move “right.”

No sir. I don’t like it.

Those dropping from the ceiling would cause me intense anxiety. Nope, do not want.

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That’s completely fucking awesome!

I have complicated feelings about marine mammals in captivity but (a) this seal’s tango ability deserves recognition and (b) I’m inclined to think that this level of coordination suggests the seal legitimately enjoys it.