Chilling and Existing

my kuchipatchi plush comes to life to help me

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

they are casting spells on that white man

I can’t believe that this is still going.

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

deadpan sense of humor cishet guys with stem degrees = consultants for practical matters of relating to the commonwealth

furries with dissociative identity disorder = mystics, often eunuchs, spiritual and metaphysical advisors

witty new york transgenders = covert operatives, intelligence

irl friends = allied kingdom delegates, possibly combined with the previous categories

irl coworkers = rival kings. be on your toes

these are just some of the mysterious folk you might encounter in the kingdom of discord

January was a tough year but we made it

i don't think people understand the irony of the date on this post. yes it's jan 31st and it's a mood so every jan 31st we reblog it. but guys. . . this was made in Jan 2020. By the first week of February covid numbers were finally starting to come out of china, by mid Feb Italy was shutting down and by the end of Feb half the world was entering their covid lockdowns. OP Jan may have be tough but you had a big storm coming

wasn't January 2020 when the US almost got into a new war in Iran

Palestinians are starving!!!!

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

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The point of public transit is that it serves as a public service. Public services should be free and paid for by government fully. The over reliance on fare revenues is one of the key factors in the poor Maintenance and reliability on our systems. Public transit like Metros, Light rails, Trams, Busses and Commuter rails should be free and we shouldn't arrest people for fare evasion

The American Midwest is being hit with dangerous blizzards and subzero temps that can cause frostbite in under ten minutes and my dad is outside grilling burgers.

You guys are having a great time in the notes but my dad is having a better time in the snow.

your dad 🤝 butch lesbians those shoes

@amtrak-official

This is so me, I really really want good cities and high speed frequent transit

MORE TRAINS NOW!!!!! YEAGHHHHH, NO MORE CARS MELT THEIR REMAINS INTO THE FUTURES TRACKS!

Most peat moss (And sphagnum moss) sold in the US is strip mined from peat bogs in Canada. First, the bog is drained, then vegetation is removed. Then the peat is harvested, dried, packaged and shipped.

The process destroys the bog ecosystem and releases Co2 into the atmosphere. Don't buy peat products or products containing peat. Use compost or coco coir.

No houseplant is worth the death of entire ecoststems.

Friendly reminder that growth rates can vary, but peat bogs in Finland regenerated as slowly as 10cm (about 4 inches) PER THOUSAND years. We talk about peat recovery on a geologic time scale.

"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

Extremely good point

Btw you can be intensely critical of the Democratic party and recognize that it is full of aged out of touch moderates who are refusing to meet the urgency of the moment,

and also recognize that voting for Democrats is extremely important because it allows things like the confirmation of Justices and prevents the literal fascist party from gaining more power and that harm reduction is an important end in itself

These things can coexist

Politics is a long game. Being disappointed and angry today does not obviate your responsibility to participate

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the way this is literally all it is and all that matters. simple yet complex at the same time just like biology. nothing about our anatomy as human beings holds any inherent moral weight or social role. our biology simply evolved as whatever worked best, the same with any other living thing, and if cis women getting cis men pregnant was what had worked best however many millions of years ago, then that's what our sexual anatomy and reproductive systems would reflect today 🤷🏾‍♀️ literally who cares about biological sex. be whatever you want. BE WHATEVER WORKS BEST. it's the most natural thing you can do.