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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

My girl, my girl, where will you go I’m going where the cold wind blows

In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don’t ever shine I would shiver the whole night through

“Wondering” is Mental Roaming and “Wandering” is Physical Roaming

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this gets funnier with each passing year

on second thought i could just nut and pretend everything is ok

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

*sending out money blessing vibes to y’all*

Counting my blessing and they total up to $60 today. (Got another $5 tip not too long ago)

Today was good. Im trying to maintain this same energy all this week to see what will come of it

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

Let the universe know what you want

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

cash app me my birthday next year january $EzekielCrawford

gone be thirty and im scared help every dollar helps

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy

$Katiana93 ❤️

$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️

PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️

why not lol 🙏🏾

I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity

Hey, it worked! 😁 $56 tip on a $44 bill

Y’all seeing this and y’all still not believing yet. Maaaane just hit button and watch it work

$Tyciana Amen 🙏

https://paypal.me/luciag9.

$lindacouther

need this like nobody business rn

ima keep rebooting until its my turn!!!!!! lol 🙏🏾

I take change too 🙋🏾‍♀️

I ain’t going to lie i just seen this and skipped it and it popped right back up so I’m going to take my warning and jump on board. 

Well shit i need money 🤷🏽‍♂️ $theylovequen 😇

please money blessing post bless ya girl 🙏🏾

I give offerings and libation…bless me all mighty money blessings post.

$nikkixciii

$DShmoneyyy the Lord saith bless and u shall be blessed 😇

Show up

$pinkpowersunite

We're adding cash apps for blessings now. Ok.

$AdamJReitz

Bummed im not getting the succ right now

pay close attention to who checks up on you and who doesn’t.

— John Steinbeck