Get in losers, we’re hunting BOW’s

Hey so that reminds me. The first Five Nights at Freddy’s trailer dropped and it looks good and fun and scary and the Jim Henson company can do no wrong as always!!! I can't fucking wait!!!!!

But like– warning for people not familiar with this franchise:

FNAF is THEEEEEEE jumpscare game.

Like. I’m not a gamer or anything but just from my memory it’s what started the jumpscare horror trend of the mid-2010s. The entire game system for the vast majority of the franchise is BUILT around jumpscares. Jumpscares are what it is known for, if its name could be changed to anything it would be "Jumpscares: The Game" because that's what it is. The first thing anyone learns about this franchise is that there are one shit billion jumpscares in it. The trailer didn't have too many but the movie no doubt WILL have a metric fuckton just because that's how the game operates.

also for those not familiar with this franchise, every game (the first one implicit but it's still present) deals with child death + murder. Teaser already confirmed that will be in the film, leaked trailer confirmed even more of it. Have you seen that viral post going around like "sir this is the child death and murder franchise i know what i signed up for" "what kids are in fnaf??" "are you in the headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you right now" they are NOT kidding it is a core part of the lore and plot.

tl;dr if you don't know anything about fnaf but wanna see it after the movie trailer looked sick, massive MASSIVE trigger warnings for jumpscares and child murder. It's a core part of the franchise and if you can't deal with one or both of those you should avoid this one come October.

does plastic surgery biodegrade?

like, are future archaeologists just going to have to run the risk of digging up skeletons with massive tits from now on? is that how it's going to be?

Skeletitties

Ah shit, the tit slipped

Little fanart of everyone’s favourite Netherworld demon man :^) I’ve been very much fascinated by Brightman’s performance - that man channels and cranks up BJ’s unhinged energy to such heights and it’s delightful

RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023) dev. Capcom Leon Croft - Osiris

@xakumi

CREEK YOU FUCKER

made by mochimonki on tiktok but i can’t stop thinking about it

Put your height in the tags

fucking state of this website that it took me a minute to realise this was a pornbot and not just your average qsmp fan

Penguin jumping art

I went to visit my brothers over the weekend and asked the youngest while I was there "Hey bud, does it bother you that we makes jokes about how you were an accident? Cause we can stop if you want" and he didn't even blink he was just like "Nah, I fought off three kinds of birth control. I've earned the right to be here"

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

…I can bring an ocean to you.

thank you

Adding My Ocean:

have some more

adding my ocean as well

Not my ocean but my brother’s:

adding my ocean

A sunset from my ocean (when I used to live in Hawaii)

adding my ocean too

my greatest fear is that one day i will make a big post

BUDDY IF YOU EVER DECIDE YOU WANT TO MAKE A BIG POST I'LL BE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

aaaaa afraid

The cover for the cookbook has also been revealed! How many easter eggs can you find?

(I am torn between Orym having a massive pie next to him and Vex's arrows in a chicken being my favorite.)

HE DIDNTTRT

(TRANSLATION (i think) :

Elmariana: Happy Mother's day 😘

Slimecicle: Thank you Elmadreana! (pun with mariana and madre) Last time you were a mother didnt end very well )

even the language barrier cant stop charlie slimecicle from making puns

TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME

COLORS, SONGS, AESTHETICS, PEOPLE, ANYTHTING

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless

damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk

Instead of "Mom," it says, "Me."