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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

not every gay person is the evil faggot trying to convert your kid to the gay agenda like the media claims, but i sure am

nvm the bitch is taller than me now he can starve

are people allowed to say kys here

We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

Why is Walgreens winning they donated money to support the Don't Say Gay Bill

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

wtf were you gonna say

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

himbo convention

BABE PLS JDHSKSKDJS

reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo

mara tip! with just a bottlecap, paint, a safety pin and some hot glue, you TOO can have things to put on your battle jacket

If you have some pliers, you can use a soda pop tab instead of hot glue to hold the safety pin in place! Thats how I've been making mine :3

WAIT that's swag.... I should try that hold on

@pencil-merchant​

obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

Here we like Movie wesker so here he is about to kick ass

bbh is making a care package for slime, and asked chat what slime didn't have, so he could put it in the backpack. he was getting too many answers for that so he was like.

"okay, what does this guy have" and chat obliged

I HATE YOU SUPREME COURT!!!

sad day in the new’s